top ten cheeky pick up lines

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [She says “Why?”] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

You look cold. Can I be your blanket?

I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.

My doctor says I’m deficient in Vitamin U.

Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.

You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

This isn’t a beer belly, It’s a fuel tank for a love machine.

Do you have any raisins? [She says “No.”] How about a date?