Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [She says “Why?”] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
You look cold. Can I be your blanket?
I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.
My doctor says I’m deficient in Vitamin U.
Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.
You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
This isn’t a beer belly, It’s a fuel tank for a love machine.
Do you have any raisins? [She says “No.”] How about a date?