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Always remember:
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
Impotence: Nature’s way of saying “No hard feelings”.
When in doubt, mumble.
You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Beauty is only skin deep…but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
The problem is that God gave men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time.
and finally…
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!

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