Classic Rude Pickup Lines

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Rude Pick up lines

Although there are tons of pick up lines and chat up lines around, the most popular still seem to be the cheeky and the rude ones.

It seems that guys will pretty much always resort to sex and innuendo in an attempt to woo the ladies AND what is surprising is that these are the ones that seem to be getting results. Yip love ‘em or hate ‘em, the bold, rude and risqué chat up lines are the ones that illicit the most extreme responses.

Rude, crude and dirty

At the end of the day, the success of your cheeky approach is dependent on your situation and who you are saying it to. If you can pull it off (oo-errr) and not come across as creepy, you will definitely make an impression. Good or bad, it’s up to you to take if from there. Who knows, maybe you can apologise with a drink or three.

Good luck with these lines

Pardon me Ma’am but I am from the FBI – Fine Body Inspectors. I’m going to have to ask for your phone number.

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

I have a tongue like an anteater, fancy a trip to the zoo?

I want to wear you like a pair of sunglasses, one leg over each ear!

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? Its like a French kiss but down under.

I’ve just moved you to the top of my to-do list.

I hope you’re wearing space knickers ‘cause your ass is out of this world.

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rude pick up lines of the week

This weeks top rude pick up lines from GPUL

Rude joke for the guy with sense of humour
I would love to tell you the joke about my penis… but it’s too long.

Rude joke for the (skinny) girl with sense of humour
Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.

Rude joke for the philosophical
With great penis, comes great responsibility.

Rude joke for Aussies
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

Rude joke if you appear in the movie ‘Anchorman’
Hey baby there’s a party in my pants and you are invited!

Rude joke for cheeky bastards
Are you free tonight or do I have to pay like the other guys?

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