Rude or crude pick up lines – there’s a time and a place

Rude or crude pick up lines – there’s a time and a place

Hopefully, the over all impression you’re getting from this site is that any pick up line, whether it be rude, cheesy or cheeky is basically to help break the ice. If you take any line too seriously, then you really run the risk of sounding creepy, especially if you are using a line that is rude or dirty.

Think about it, if you approach a girl and say something rude like, ‘don’t tell anyone, but underneath these clothes, I’m completely naked.’ you’re really just saying, ‘hello, I have a sense of humour AND I hope you do too.’

Obviously a girl’s response to your suggestive chat up line is crucial as to what happens next, so you really have to be ready to handle whatever her reply is.



Reaction to a rude pick up line

Think about what her reaction to a dirty pick up line could be:

Is it?:

  • She is kind of amused and goes along with the joke –
  • She is definitely not impressed and is a little bit cold –
  • She is creeped out and feels a little defensive –

Reaction one – great, you’ve met someone who is open to humour, chat and likes a bit of harmless innuendo. This could go well.

Reaction two – maybe you didn’t necessarily say the wrong thing, you just said it at the wrong time. Either way you could claw back your little misdemeanour with a more innocent comment or by laughing at your own misguided attempt at humour. Being a bit self-deprecating or vulnerable can be an attractive quality so turn this situation to your advantage.

Reaction three – quickly show her that your not a creep, maybe apologise and laugh at your own stupidity. If someone is left feeling uneasy, maybe you’ve misjudged the situation. Maybe her friends aren’t around and she’s in a strange bar so feeling a bit self conscious so bear that in mind – i.e., maybe a rude pick up line isn’t the thing to say to a girl alone in park!!!

Best of luck

Classic Rude Pickup Lines

rude pickup lines

Rude Pick up lines

Although there are tons of pick up lines and chat up lines around, the most popular still seem to be the cheeky and the rude ones.

It seems that guys will pretty much always resort to sex and innuendo in an attempt to woo the ladies AND what is surprising is that these are the ones that seem to be getting results. Yip love ‘em or hate ‘em, the bold, rude and risqué chat up lines are the ones that illicit the most extreme responses.

Rude, crude and dirty

At the end of the day, the success of your cheeky approach is dependent on your situation and who you are saying it to. If you can pull it off (oo-errr) and not come across as creepy, you will definitely make an impression. Good or bad, it’s up to you to take if from there. Who knows, maybe you can apologise with a drink or three.

Good luck with these lines

Pardon me Ma’am but I am from the FBI – Fine Body Inspectors. I’m going to have to ask for your phone number.

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

I have a tongue like an anteater, fancy a trip to the zoo?

I want to wear you like a pair of sunglasses, one leg over each ear!

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? Its like a French kiss but down under.

I’ve just moved you to the top of my to-do list.

I hope you’re wearing space knickers ‘cause your ass is out of this world.

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