great pick up lines from the movies

Great pick up lines from the movies

It’s no suprise that many of the great pick up lines, started life in a movie. Really good lines written by brilliant writers and delivered by some of the best actors or comedians around are guaranteed to get a reaction. It’s no surprise that they are classics.

The perfect chat up opener

But funny is funny whether it is in the movies or in real life and what I love about these fantastic one-liners and chat up lines is that they still sound great and get a smile when delivered by us mere mortals. You don’t have to have the delivery of Groucho Marx or the looks of Tom Cruise to get a response, you just need to pick your moment and have the confidence to say them. Enjoy

“I don’t bite, you know… unless it’s called for.”
Audrey Hepburn to Cary Grant, Charade (1963)

“That’s a nice dress. Where’s the rest of it?”
Andy Garcia to Nancy Travis, Internal Affairs (1990)

“You know, it’s dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section… Because you could melt all this stuff.”
Steve Martin to Carol Kane, My Blue Heaven (1990)

“You glide. It’s a very attractive quality. Most girls, they merely plod along. You, on the other hand, you glide…”
Andy Garcia to Gabrielle Anwar, Things to Do in Denver When You’re Dead (1995)

“Can you keep a secret? I’m trying to organize a prison break. I’m looking for, like, an accomplice. We have to first get out of this bar, then the hotel, then the city, and then the country. Are you in or you out?”
Bill Murray to Scarlett Johansson Lost in Translation (2003)

“You’re prettier than I am.”
Seth Rogen as Ben Stone, Knocked Up (2007)

“I have crossed oceans of time to find you.”
Gary Oldman to Winona Ryder, Dracula (1982)

“Marry me, and I’ll never look at another horse.”
Groucho Marx as Dr Hugo Z. Hackenbush, A Day at the Races (1937)

“How would you like to have a sexual encounter so intense it could conceivably change your political views?”
John Cusack, The Sure Thing (1985)

“If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me.”
Steve Buscemi as Tommy Basilio, Trees Lounge (1996)

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“I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that ’cause you think you’re fat? ‘Cause you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.”
Jon Heder, Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

“Are you looking for shells too?”
“No, I’m just looking.”
James Bond to Ursulal Andress, Dr. No (1962)

“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
Will Smith as Alex Hitchens, Hitch (2005)

“I don’t know how to put this, but I’m kind of a big deal.”
Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)

“I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.”
John Travolta as Castor Troy, Face/Off (1997)

“See, I’ve got this little problem. I’ve got a stalker… I need a cover. I need for you to pretend we’re having a scintillating conversation, and you are wildly entertained.”
Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz, Vanilla Sky (2001)

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Classic Rude Pickup Lines

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Rude Pick up lines

Although there are tons of pick up lines and chat up lines around, the most popular still seem to be the cheeky and the rude ones.

It seems that guys will pretty much always resort to sex and innuendo in an attempt to woo the ladies AND what is surprising is that these are the ones that seem to be getting results. Yip love ‘em or hate ‘em, the bold, rude and risqué chat up lines are the ones that illicit the most extreme responses.

Rude, crude and dirty

At the end of the day, the success of your cheeky approach is dependent on your situation and who you are saying it to. If you can pull it off (oo-errr) and not come across as creepy, you will definitely make an impression. Good or bad, it’s up to you to take if from there. Who knows, maybe you can apologise with a drink or three.

Good luck with these lines

Pardon me Ma’am but I am from the FBI – Fine Body Inspectors. I’m going to have to ask for your phone number.

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

I have a tongue like an anteater, fancy a trip to the zoo?

I want to wear you like a pair of sunglasses, one leg over each ear!

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? Its like a French kiss but down under.

I’ve just moved you to the top of my to-do list.

I hope you’re wearing space knickers ‘cause your ass is out of this world.

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This weeks top rude pick up lines from GPUL

Rude joke for the guy with sense of humour
I would love to tell you the joke about my penis… but it’s too long.

Rude joke for the (skinny) girl with sense of humour
Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.

Rude joke for the philosophical
With great penis, comes great responsibility.

Rude joke for Aussies
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

Rude joke if you appear in the movie ‘Anchorman’
Hey baby there’s a party in my pants and you are invited!

Rude joke for cheeky bastards
Are you free tonight or do I have to pay like the other guys?

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