rude pick up lines of the week

This weeks top rude pick up lines from GPUL

Rude joke for the guy with sense of humour
I would love to tell you the joke about my penis… but it’s too long.

Rude joke for the (skinny) girl with sense of humour
Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.

Rude joke for the philosophical
With great penis, comes great responsibility.

Rude joke for Aussies
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

Rude joke if you appear in the movie ‘Anchorman’
Hey baby there’s a party in my pants and you are invited!

Rude joke for cheeky bastards
Are you free tonight or do I have to pay like the other guys?

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