Dinosaur pick up lines

Dinosaur pick up lines

Dinosaur pick up lines are a bit thin on the ground these days, in fact you could be forgiven for thinking they’re extinct. Anyway, we did some digging around and found these Jurassic classics.

Fossil hunters will have a field day

Some may think these long-dead pick up lines belong in a museum, but we like ’em. So why not dust them down and give them a try. You may get a bite.

Dinosaur chat up lines

You’re the tricera-tops and you’re making me horny.

We should carbon date because our half-life would approach eternity.

Why don’t you Triassic a little tenderness?

Why go for the b-rachiosaurus, when you could go for the D-rachiosaurus.

You’re not a b-rachiosaurus. You’re a DD-rachiosaurus.

I’m hung like an Apatosaurus.

You can dig up my bone any day.

You should come home with me, because I’ll make you dino-sore.

Why don’t we mosey-osaur over to my place?

I know the best way to plesiosaur a woman.

I’m hornier than a styracosaurus.

Jurrassic-ing me back to your place? Okay!

Dimetro-damn!

This bone may not date to the Jurassic Period, but it’s still rock hard.

I’d wish you’d stegosaurus the night.

You must be the La Brea tar pits, cuz I want to get my bone stuck in that.

Good luck and happy hunting. Back to ‘gauranteed pick up lines home page’

Dinosaur Jokes

Dinosaur Jokes

In my continuing search for all things dinosaur and funny I came across a few decent dinosaur jokes. Good dinosaur gags are a bit hard to come by. One may be forgiven for thinking they’re actually extinct – managed to dig up a few though. There’s even a couple in here that manage to be both rude and sexist. Enjoy.

Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotopuss.

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that’s just been bummed?
A: Mega-sore-ass.

Q: Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?
A: Because the ‘p’ is silent.

Q: What does a Triceratops sit on?
A: Its Tricera-bottom.

Q: What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?
A: They’re both extinct.

Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
A. Jurassic Pork.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A. Because chickens weren’t invented yet.

Q. Why did dinosaurs have sex under water?
A. You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet!

I’ll keep searching. Back to the site.