Comeback line of the year…
As well as constantly being on the lookout for the best pickup lines around, we’re also searching for great jokes, general funny stuff and the best and sharpest comeback lines too. During our search for the ultimate witty reply and putdown, we found this amazing transcription of a radio interview on the subject of guns and children. Genius comeback line.
A general of the US military was being interviewed regarding gun laws in relation to children. The Female interviewer was querying the General over sponsorship of a boy scout troop visiting his headquarters.
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these you boys when they visit your base?
We’re going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
Shooting! That’s a bit irresponsible, isn’t it?
I don’t see why. They will be properly supervised at the rifle range.
Don’t you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching young children?
I don’t see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
But you’re equipping them to become violent killers.
Well, Ma’am, you’re equipped to be a prostitute, but you’re not one, are you?
The interview ended shortly afterwards. Genius.