Rude or crude pick up lines – there’s a time and a place

Rude or crude pick up lines – there’s a time and a place

Hopefully, the over all impression you’re getting from this site is that any pick up line, whether it be rude, cheesy or cheeky is basically to help break the ice. If you take any line too seriously, then you really run the risk of sounding creepy, especially if you are using a line that is rude or dirty.

Think about it, if you approach a girl and say something rude like, ‘don’t tell anyone, but underneath these clothes, I’m completely naked.’ you’re really just saying, ‘hello, I have a sense of humour AND I hope you do too.’

Obviously a girl’s response to your suggestive chat up line is crucial as to what happens next, so you really have to be ready to handle whatever her reply is.

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Reaction to a rude pick up line

Think about what her reaction to a dirty pick up line could be:

Is it?:

  • She is kind of amused and goes along with the joke –
  • She is definitely not impressed and is a little bit cold –
  • She is creeped out and feels a little defensive –

Reaction one – great, you’ve met someone who is open to humour, chat and likes a bit of harmless innuendo. This could go well.

Reaction two – maybe you didn’t necessarily say the wrong thing, you just said it at the wrong time. Either way you could claw back your little misdemeanour with a more innocent comment or by laughing at your own misguided attempt at humour. Being a bit self-deprecating or vulnerable can be an attractive quality so turn this situation to your advantage.

Reaction three – quickly show her that your not a creep, maybe apologise and laugh at your own stupidity. If someone is left feeling uneasy, maybe you’ve misjudged the situation. Maybe her friends aren’t around and she’s in a strange bar so feeling a bit self conscious so bear that in mind – i.e., maybe a rude pick up line isn’t the thing to say to a girl alone in park!!!

Best of luck