Cheesy pick up lines

Cheesy pick up lines

The debate over whether pick up lines work will probably rage on forever. I personally think it comes down to how a line is said and in what situation. Even the sincerest compliment can come across as creepy if misjudged and even the cheesiest, lame, cheekiest and rudest chat up can be effective if said in the right context.

In fact, some fascinating research shows that we all love getting compliments (from just about anyone), and that we are better disposed towards a person who has paid us a compliment. We warm to that person, even when we know that the compliments aren’t sincere. So regardless of the actual pickup lines, the point seems to be, giving compliments more frequently will evoke a positive response.

Words are free and they can make people feel happier – so even even lame pick up lines have their uses. Use pickup lines and compliments and see how people’s attitudes change. You could make someone’s night.

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It’s a scientific fact that most people respond positively to a compliment. Make it count

 

Puerile patter – make someone’s night

Name one meal that isn’t improved with a generous slice of cheese!! Get your teeth into these cholesterol raising classics – guaranteed to get girls eating out of your hand, but remember to use sparingly, girls can smell these lame ducks like a slab of stilton from about 20 yards.

The guys who know how to get girls are never afraid of going a little bit too far and some of these inane lines are definitely heading in that direction. Remember, you are out to meet girls and even these lame, cheesy and poor pick up lines can break the ice like a fat penguin tap dancing. Enjoy.

Feeble pick up lines – there’s a time and a place

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I thought I’d come over and say hello before you caught me staring.
I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
You look like my first wife. (Really? How many times have you been married?) Oh I’m still a bachelor.
Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.
I’m sorry, I don’t think we’ve met. I wouldn’t forget a pretty face like that.
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.

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Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Fascinating. I’ve been looking at your eyes all night long, ’cause I’ve never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout!
You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
I bet your last name is Jacobs – because you’re a real cracker!

…and finally, just when you thought we had no more cheesy chat up lines, ha ha ha.

This isn’t a beer belly, It’s a fuel tank for a love machine.
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.
I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.
You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!
If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
If you were a booger I’d pick you first.

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If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Hey… Didn’t I see your name in the dictionary under “Shazaam!”?
Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
Are your parents bakers? Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!
You’re like pizza. Even when you are bad, you’re good
My friend thinks you’re kinda cute, but I don’t… I think you’re absolutely gorgeous!
Are you a hipster, because you make my hips stir.
Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect
I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!
Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest, lame pickup lines. So, do you pick ‘Do you come here often?’, ‘What’s your sign?’, or ‘Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest, lame pickup lines.’?
(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.
Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are…gorgeous!
So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
You’re so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.
I can’t believe I’ve been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find ‘The One’, all I have time to say is “good bye”.
Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt – my eyes!
You’re so hot, I could bake cookies on you.

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