Humourous Real words
Have fun with this list of like big words and shit, so you can expand your knowledge of… well, big words. Discombobulate your peers, flumox the fatuous, sound like a pretentious pettifogger or even insult the local yahoo without them realizing. Some quality words here that don’t even sound like real words so you can pretend that you read philosophy or books without pictures.
Crapulence – Discomfort from eating or drinking too much.
Snool – A servile person.
Furphy – A portable water-container.
Eructation – A burp, belch.
Snickersnee – A long knife.
Pandiculation – A full body stretch.
Pettifogger – A person who tries to befuddle others with his speech.
Tatterdemalion – A child in rags.
Malarkey – Nonsense, balderdash.
Snollygoster – A person who can’t be trusted.
Discombobulate – To confuse.
Wabbit – Exhausted, tired, worn out.
Widdershins – In a contrary or counterclockwise direction.
Yahoo – A rube, a country bumpkin.
Skullduggery – No good, underhanded dealing.
Quean – A disreputable woman.
Smellfungus – A perpetual pessimist.
Troglodyte – Someone or something that lives in a cave.
Hobbledehoy – An awkward or ill-mannered young boy.
Rambunctious – Aggressive, hard to control.
And without doubt the best of the list –
Slangwhanger – A loud abusive speaker or obnoxious writer.