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Words of wisdom – and good pickups

A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.

Oliver Herford

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Jim Carrey

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

Rodney Dangerfield

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Mae West

Guaranteed Pick Up lines

Today’s words of wisdom

Some Guaranteed pick up lines classic advice

Always remember:
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
Impotence: Nature’s way of saying “No hard feelings”.
When in doubt, mumble.
You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Beauty is only skin deep…but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
The problem is that God gave men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time.
and finally…
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!

Guaranteed Pick Up lines

Funny quotes from funny people

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
Rodney Dangerfield

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
David Lee Roth

Only the mediocre are always at their best.
Jean Giraudoux

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Joe E. Lewis

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Groucho Marx

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns

What’s another word for Thesaurus?
Steven Wright

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Douglas Adams

If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.
Laurence J. Peter

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
Robin Williams