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Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
Impotence: Nature’s way of saying “No hard feelings”.
When in doubt, mumble.
You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Beauty is only skin deep…but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
The problem is that God gave men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time.
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
David Lee Roth
Only the mediocre are always at their best.
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Joe E. Lewis
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
What’s another word for Thesaurus?
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.
Laurence J. Peter
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?