great pick up lines from the movies

Great pick up lines from the movies

It’s no suprise that many of the great pick up lines, started life in a movie. Really good lines written by brilliant writers and delivered by some of the best actors or comedians around are guaranteed to get a reaction. It’s no surprise that they are classics.

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But funny is funny whether it is in the movies or in real life and what I love about these fantastic one-liners and chat up lines is that they still sound great and get a smile when delivered by us mere mortals. You don’t have to have the delivery of Groucho Marx or the looks of Tom Cruise to get a response, you just need to pick your moment and have the confidence to say them. Enjoy

“I don’t bite, you know… unless it’s called for.”
Audrey Hepburn to Cary Grant, Charade (1963)

“That’s a nice dress. Where’s the rest of it?”
Andy Garcia to Nancy Travis, Internal Affairs (1990)

“You know, it’s dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section… Because you could melt all this stuff.”
Steve Martin to Carol Kane, My Blue Heaven (1990)

“You glide. It’s a very attractive quality. Most girls, they merely plod along. You, on the other hand, you glide…”
Andy Garcia to Gabrielle Anwar, Things to Do in Denver When You’re Dead (1995)

“Can you keep a secret? I’m trying to organize a prison break. I’m looking for, like, an accomplice. We have to first get out of this bar, then the hotel, then the city, and then the country. Are you in or you out?”
Bill Murray to Scarlett Johansson Lost in Translation (2003)

“You’re prettier than I am.”
Seth Rogen as Ben Stone, Knocked Up (2007)

“I have crossed oceans of time to find you.”
Gary Oldman to Winona Ryder, Dracula (1982)

“Marry me, and I’ll never look at another horse.”
Groucho Marx as Dr Hugo Z. Hackenbush, A Day at the Races (1937)

“How would you like to have a sexual encounter so intense it could conceivably change your political views?”
John Cusack, The Sure Thing (1985)

“If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me.”
Steve Buscemi as Tommy Basilio, Trees Lounge (1996)

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“I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that ’cause you think you’re fat? ‘Cause you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.”
Jon Heder, Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

“Are you looking for shells too?”
“No, I’m just looking.”
James Bond to Ursulal Andress, Dr. No (1962)

“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
Will Smith as Alex Hitchens, Hitch (2005)

“I don’t know how to put this, but I’m kind of a big deal.”
Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)

“I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.”
John Travolta as Castor Troy, Face/Off (1997)

“See, I’ve got this little problem. I’ve got a stalker… I need a cover. I need for you to pretend we’re having a scintillating conversation, and you are wildly entertained.”
Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz, Vanilla Sky (2001)

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