Pickup lines – Some good comeback lines you can expect to hear

Some good comeback lines you can expect to hear

All good pick up lines should be taken with a pinch of salt. Occasionally, you might just meet someone who’s been around long enough to have heard most of them and possibly, quite a few of them that night. Be prepared for the type of comeback that could put even the most seasoned professional pickup artist in his place.

My advice? Go with it, have a laugh. You’ve clearly met someone with a sense of humor and may be up for a bit of banter.

Here I am! What were your other two wishes?

That he be charming and handsome. I guess not all wishes come true.

I feel like a library card, since I’ve been totally checking you out!

Did you notice that I’m like a best seller? Currently unavailable.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.
No, but you must be a jury notice, because I’m trying to avoid you.

All those curves and me with no brakes.
All that cheese, and me with no pizza.

If you were a McDonald’s burger, you’d be the McGorgeous.

Thanks, Ronald, but I’ve already talked to enough clowns tonight.

That’s a cute dress. It would look even better on my bedroom floor.

And it would look fabulous jammed into your windpipe.

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

If I said I wanted to check out your ass, would you turn around and walk away?

You know, you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

And you look exactly like the guy I turned down two seconds from now.

I just Googled “sexy” and a picture of you came up.

You’ll get the same result if you search for “not interested.”

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

Are you from Istanbul? Because you sound like a real turkey.

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams?

No, they hurt from dodging corny lines like that all night.

Excuse me, does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?

Not as much as that pick-up line smells like desperation.

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Actually, it’s you. Because you just crashed and burned.

Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.
Sorry, no map. So why don’t you just get lost?

Is your last name Campbell? Because you’re Mmm Mmm good!

Your nickname must be Dirt Devil, because tonight you’ll be alone with the power of an upright in the palm of your hand.

Are you a magician? Because abraca-dayum, girl!

Yeah. Now watch me disappear.

Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

I’m thinking it was history. Which is what you should be right now.

Why don’t we get drunk and make some bad decisions?

You look like you already are, and you just did.

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?

Go ahead. I need to practice hitting a moving target.

What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

I was gonna ask you the same thing!

Are you Jamaican? Because Jamaican me crazy!

No, I’m Finnish. Finnish with this conversation!

There’s something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.

I’m having a problem with mine, too. I can’t see you getting anywhere with me.

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

I don’t. But I know karate and I could rip your lungs out.

Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
No, they’re prison pants. And it’s time for me to make my escape.

Feel my shirt. That’s boyfriend material.

It looks a little too clingy and hard to maintain.

Comeback line of the year…

Comeback line of the year…

As well as constantly being on the lookout for the best pickup lines around, we’re also searching for great jokes, general funny stuff and the best and sharpest comeback lines too. During our search for the ultimate witty reply and putdown, we found this amazing transcription of a radio interview on the subject of guns and children. Genius comeback line.

A general of the US military was being interviewed regarding gun laws in relation to children. The Female interviewer was querying the General over sponsorship of a boy scout troop visiting his headquarters.

It goes:
Female Interviewer
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these you boys when they visit your base?

General Cosgrove
We’re going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

Female Interviewer
Shooting! That’s a bit irresponsible, isn’t it?

General Cosgrove
I don’t see why. They will be properly supervised at the rifle range.

Female Interviewer
Don’t you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching young children?

General Cosgrove
I don’t see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

Female Interviewer
But you’re equipping them to become violent killers.

General Cosgrove
Well, Ma’am, you’re equipped to be a prostitute, but you’re not one, are you?

The interview ended shortly afterwards. Genius.

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