Dinosaur Jokes

Dinosaur Jokes

In my continuing search for all things dinosaur and funny I came across a few decent dinosaur jokes. Good dinosaur gags are a bit hard to come by. One may be forgiven for thinking they’re actually extinct – managed to dig up a few though. There’s even a couple in here that manage to be both rude and sexist. Enjoy.

Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotopuss.

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that’s just been bummed?
A: Mega-sore-ass.

Q: Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?
A: Because the ‘p’ is silent.

Q: What does a Triceratops sit on?
A: Its Tricera-bottom.

Q: What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?
A: They’re both extinct.

Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
A. Jurassic Pork.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A. Because chickens weren’t invented yet.

Q. Why did dinosaurs have sex under water?
A. You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet!

I’ll keep searching. Back to the site.