Happy couple – joke of the day

A man and a woman were sitting at a table at the woman’s 20th anniversary secondary school reunion. The woman kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink, as he sat alone at a nearby table.

The man asked: “Do you know him?”

“Yes,” the woman sighed. “He’s my old boyfriend. I understand he started drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn’t been sober since.”

“My God!” says the man. “Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?”

Previous Joke of the day:

Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Six.”
Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!”
Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a freaking cat!”