The inventor of the anagram has passed away aged 94. May he “erect a penis”.
And also, tragically:
The man who invented the raffle has passed away too. R.I.P Tom Bola.
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.” She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?” A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, “Here, iron this!”.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.