Great pick up lines – guaranteed
Welcome to our collection of great, funny, cheeky, cheesy, and downright rude but good guaranteed pick up lines.
You never have to be lost for words again. Here, at your disposal, are some of the greatest sure-fire one-liners, excellent pick up lines and outstanding conversation starters available in one place. We’ve gone to great lengths to source the planet’s best pick up lines – from the sweetest and most romantic to the downright dirty, we have lines to suit all occasions as well as a few that, quite frankly, shouldn’t be repeated to anyone. We even have a collection of some fine comeback lines for those rare occassions when your charms are less than appreciated or perhaps you may need a good comeback to a corny pickup line from a girl.
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Most guys would say they’ve rarely used a pick up or chat up line in their lives. Most girls would say, they’ve never fallen for a pick up or chat up line. But lets be honest, there is a time and a place for a chat up line, good or bad. For instance, you know that feeling when you’re out with you buddies, had a few drinks and a laugh – then suddenly, BAM! There in front of you is THE best looking woman you’ve seen all night and something in the back of your mind is telling you to get over there and talk to her. You walk over but somehow, the words just dry up in your mouth and you end up walking by. Sound familiar?
Well, now you will never be lost for words again.
Tried & tested cheesy or rude pick up lines
Don’t waste all night trying to think of something witty to say to a girl. Some guys don’t waste time thinking about what line’s going to work and planning how to say it, they know how to talk to women. They may not even have the world’s best pickup lines. They just go for it because it’s probably the same line they use time and time again so they know it works. Well, now’s the time to level the playing field.
Guaranteed Great pick up lines all in one site
All you have to do is select a category based on your mood or situation, then pick a really good opening line (rude, cheeky, cheesy, funny or romantic) to make an introduction that will be remembered. There are chat up lines for all situations – from bold and insanely cheesy to down-right rude – these genuine classic lines will definitely get a reaction. If you find it’s always that first line that’s the biggest hurdle when talking to women, here’s is that guaranteed boost you need.
Funny guys attract women
HE WHO DARES WINS – The Gift of the gab – The power of persuasion, call it what you like, those guys attract women because they’ve got one thing in common – the ability make women laugh and to say the right thing at the right time. They have the confidence and the ability to walk right up to girls and just talk and, they keep those girls laughing so much that they don’t notice he’s just an average looking dude. And that’s their secret of their success.
Have confidence and have fun.
Here’s a few surefire chat up lines to get you started…
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
They say dating is a numbers game… so can I get your number?
If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you’re so Dope!
You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
Have you been sitting in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I walked into that wall over there. I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Pick up lines – the good, the bad and the corny…
Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!
There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.
I’m not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
Excuse me, but does this old rag smell like chloroform to you?
How was heaven when you left it?
My friend thinks you’re kinda cute, but I don’t… I think you’re absolutely stunning!
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Your legs must be tired ’cause you’ve been running through my mind all night.
[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and re-write our future.
Did you go to bed early last night? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.
What’s on the menu? Me-n-U
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you’ll steal mine.
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
Can you take me to the doctor? Because I hurt myself falling for you.
People call me John, but you can call me tonight.
Are your parents bakers? Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!
[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, “What are you doing?” You respond: “Yep! Made in heaven!”
Be unique and different, say yes.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
You got the time? (She answers) Thanks, I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
Pinch me. [Why?] You’re so fine I must be dreaming.