Rude pickups

Dirty and rude pick up lines

Dirty and rude pick up lines – there’s a time and a place.

Rude pick up lines

Crude, vulgar and blue. Sexual pick up lines can either raise a smile or get you a slap from one or two ladies. These dirty, crude, sexy and cheeky chat up lines can go either way. Sometimes, the key to the best dirty pick up lines is down to the delivery. If this is your preferred method of how to meet women, then you’re a braver man than I am.

Usually, only the very confident or the very drunk would dare to use such smutty or suggestive opening lines. And usually, it’s only the very confident who get away with rude chat up lines. If you are a novice in the ways of using pick up lines – suggestive or otherwise, then proceed with caution and be prepared to apologise with a drink or two.

best dirty and sexual pick up lines

You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.

Girl, you’re so hot, my pants are falling for you!

My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any underwear! (she says “I am.”) Oh, it must be an hour fast.

Pick a number between 1 and 10 (3?) sorry you lost, you’ll have to take off all your clothes.

Do you want to go and do what I’m going to tell my friends we did anyway?

Given that god is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a shag?

One of us is thinking about sex… Okay, it’s me.

Keep it quiet – but I’m COMPLETELY naked under these clothes.

More sexy, rude chat up lines

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Is your daddy a Baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns!

Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!

[Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.

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You can call me “The Fireman”….mainly because I turn the hoes on!

That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!

I think I could fall madly in bed with you. (maybe this belongs in the ‘cheesy‘ page?)

Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand. (jeez…!)

Do you have a shovel? Cause I’m diggin’ that ass!

Good luck. I guess now you can see why these rude pick up lines come with a health warning. Try not to cause offense. Back to Guaranteed best pick ups…