Romantic pick up lines
Well as I already said, there’s a time and a place for most pick up lines. Sometimes romance can triumph over smut. Maybe it’s Valentine’s day. Maybe she’s really gullible. Maybe you’re George Clooney. My advice is to have a backup line for these corkers.
Cue the swirly music and buckets of rose petals.
Caution – romantic pickups that may cause vomiting
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought you to me.
I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You’re the only girl I love now… but in ten years, I’ll love another girl. She’ll call you ‘Mummy.’
I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be your man.
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I’d rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
if we shared a garden, I’d put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)
You are the reason men fall in love.
Excuse me, I don’t want you to think I’m ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
I didn’t see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.
I have a pen, you have a phone number… think of the possibilities.
If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
When God made you, he was showing off.