Funny pick up lines

You can’t fail to break the ice with a funny or light-hearted pick up line – Humour goes a long way when you meet a woman for the first time. Many experts will tell you, that the best pick up lines contain humour and witty men attract more women – Fact. The best pickup artist tends to be the man who has social skills, wit, charm and the confidence to back it up. Yes, being handsome is an advantage, but what’s the use in looking good if you can’t follow it up with some amusing banter.

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I believe Woody Allen once said “Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” And boy, you better have a good hand if you can’t get a laugh with these funny pick up lines. Guaranteed to raise at least a smile.

I bet you £10 you’re gonna turn me down.

Hi, can I buy you several drinks?

Inheriting £80 million doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

I’m usually better looking.

Fat Penguin! (She says ‘WHAT?)’ I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

You’re so lovely you make me want to go out and get a job.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van. (WARNING: Don’t attempt this one if you look like uncle Fester)

I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.

Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.

If you were a bogey, I would pick you first.

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

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