Cheeky pick up lines

Cheeky pick up lines – license to flirt

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Pick up lines – cheeky and forward

I’m sure you already know how to meet and talk to women, but sometimes, if you just want to flirt, you need to go in with a bold, brash opening line.

Feeling adventurous? Then why not give these cheeky little numbers a go. Sometimes, you just gotta go for it! They say raising your heart rate for 20 mins is good for you. I reckon that’s more than long enough to get in there, flirt and get that number – it’s Friday night and you got nothing to lose.

Remember the old saying, “Fortune favours the brave”. At the very least, you’ll have a laugh with your buddies telling them how one of these classic lines went down.

Brassy and brave approach

I think there is something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?

I’m new in town, could I have the directions to your house please?

I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

You look like the type of girl who’s heard every line in the book… so what’s one more?

I would never, EVER videotape you in your sleep and sell the video on the Internet.

My friends over there bet that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the prettiest girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

Audacious and brazen pickups for the brave

Bad girl!! Naughty girl!! Go to my room, now!!

Excuse me, did you just squeeze my arse? (She says “No.”) Damn!!

They say dating is a numbers game… so can I get your phone number?

Feel my shirt. Do you know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material. Maybe this belongs in the cheesy category??

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [She says “Why?”] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

You look cold. Can I be your blanket?

There’s a fine line between fearless and offensive – good luck with these pick up lines

I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.

My doctor says I’m deficient in Vitamin U.

Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.

You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

This isn’t a beer belly, It’s a fuel tank for a love machine.

Do you have any raisins? [She says “No.”] How about a date?

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Ballsy, brash and impertinent pickups

I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. [kiss them and tell them you lost the bet.]

(As she is leaving) Hey aren’t you forgetting something? (She says “What?”) Me!

I’m Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?

Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick ‘Do you come here often?’, ‘What’s your sign?’, or ‘Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.’?

If you were a steak you would be well done.

Is it just me or does this rag smell like chloroform? (maybe we should do a page called ‘creepy pick up lines’)

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

I’m invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?


And finally… some cheeky pick up lines for Zombies

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you let me eat it?

It’s a good thing I’m a zombie, because you are drop-dead gorgeous!

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven – and landed on that combine harvester?

I love you for your brains! Yum!

Yes, it’s rigor mortis. But I’m still happy to see you!

If my lungs still worked, you would totally take my breath away!

You’ve stolen my heart. Seriously. Can I have it back?

I’d give my remaining arm for a date with you.

What’s a nice corpse like you doing in a place like this?

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